Monday, October 4, 2010

Quote-ables

Favorite things said to me today:

1.  "WOW, you're really pregnant."

[thoughts in my mind that I had to try my hardest from actually saying: Gee, what gave it away?  and "no sh*t"]

2.  Random lady: "Oh my God when are you due?"  Me: One month.  Random lady: "No way you're going to make it that far.  You're having that baby before Halloween, for sure."

[my thoughts: So you're telling me I look small for being this far along?!  That's so sweet of you!]

3.  Random lady #2: "You're having a boy aren't you?"  Me: "Yes, but why do you say that?"  RL#2:  "You're carrying really high."

[my thoughts: A) You're crazy, I'm not carrying high.  B) Even if I was carrying high, the old wives tale is that carrying high = girl.]

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