Favorite things said to me today:
1. "WOW, you're really pregnant."
[thoughts in my mind that I had to try my hardest from actually saying: Gee, what gave it away? and "no sh*t"]
2. Random lady: "Oh my God when are you due?" Me: One month. Random lady: "No way you're going to make it that far. You're having that baby before Halloween, for sure."
[my thoughts: So you're telling me I look small for being this far along?! That's so sweet of you!]
3. Random lady #2: "You're having a boy aren't you?" Me: "Yes, but why do you say that?" RL#2: "You're carrying really high."
[my thoughts: A) You're crazy, I'm not carrying high. B) Even if I was carrying high, the old wives tale is that carrying high = girl.]
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