Early last Saturday morning I went downstairs when I heard Lukas jumping in his room. The husband had been up all night with food poisoning so I let him sleep in. (Is it bad that I was a wee bit jealous of his instant weight loss? Kidding, kidding. Sort of.) After saying good morning to my little buddy I put the baby in his crib and hurried off to the potty. Lukas decided he needed to pee too so he followed me in the bathroom (sidenote: peeing alone is a thing of the past once you have toddlers). So I'm on the grown-up potty and Lukas is on the frog potty a few feet away. Start scene:
L: Mommy, the water is coming out of my penis.
Me: That's great buddy.
L: Is the water coming out of your penis?
Me: (Holding back giggles). Buddy, I don't have a penis.
L: Mommy! DID YOUR PENIS BREAK OFF?
Me: (Trying to contain myself.) No honey, girls don't have a penis. Girls have a vagina.
L: [Stares at me confused]. Let me see.
Me: I think I hear your brother crying....
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